MIRACULOUS BLACK BABY BORN TO WHITE PARENTS IN ARKANSAS
Locals and friends of Mary and Joseph Smith in Arkansas got quite a surprise when a miraculous Black baby was born to the God-fearing White parents. Joseph and Mary, stunned parents of the little black boy named Todd Smith declared – “We are sure it’s our kid. But we don’t know why he looks black.”
Joseph Smith, a Carpenter at Little Rock couldn’t believe his eyes when he first saw the little baby. “I actually joked, is he really mine?” Initially Smiths thought it could be a case of genetic flip-flop. “We thought Todd is a blackbino. But when observed in detail, we found that unlike anyone in our family, Todd has got classic black man’s features,” says excited Mary Smith.
The case of Todd bewildered Doctors at the Little Rock Children’s Hospital, as neither Joseph nor Mary are known to have any mixed-race family history. The only other possibility would be of Mary cheating Joseph when he is on his weekly business trips. However, Joseph swore on Lord that Mary would not do such a thing. “My wife is true to me. She is a God-fearing, family oriented lady.”
Locals at Walnut Ridge, the small town where Mary was brought up, also vouched for her character. “I know her since she was a teenager. She is a well-mannered pious girl with beautiful golden pubic hairs,” says local bartender Jimmy Madison.
Mary Smith’s parents Anna and Johns Turner strongly believes that Todd is a gift from God. “Little Todd is a miracle from God almighty. Our lord works in mysterious ways.”
How Miracle Babies are born? – Scientific Explanation
The befuddling scenario was finally brought to the attention of Dr. James Martin, a popular geneticist at the Department of Pediatric Medicine at Baptist Medical Clinic. After careful genital analysis and detailed interviews with Todd’s parents, neighbours and local prostitutes, Dr. Martin came to the conclusion that Todd is a case of unfortunate genetic mix-up. “The rules of genetics are not very simple and we may not understand what happens in many cases.”
According to Dr. Martin,
“Most likely, Joseph Smith had had sex with a prostitute who just prior to that had sex with an anonymous black dude who came inside her. When Joseph Smith made love to the prostitute, sperm from the black man inside the prostitute got caught up in his foreskin. Later, the same day, Joseph Smith went home and made love to his wife. Now, the black dude’s sperm, which was on the tip of his penis made it’s way to Mary’s vagina and fertilized her eggs.”
“Genetic mix-ups like this is not uncommon in modern societies where people move around and interact with each other more than ever,” says the Professor. According to Dr. Martin, religious married couples tend to undermine the role of foreplay in their family lives. “A simple fellatio would have washed off those intruder sperms, in this case.”
“A simple fellatio would have washed off those intruder sperms”
When talked to The Wadiyan, Ed Schulman, Chairman of the American Association of Semitic Physicians (AASP), suggested that promoting circumcision could protect families from such racial genetic mix-ups. “If Joseph Smith was circumcised, that other dude’s sperm wouldn’t have stuck on his penis for long. It would have fallen off quickly.”
Later, Joseph and Mary Smiths said they are relieved to know the truth. “We don’t want to blame anybody here. But If I were a prostitute, I would have washed myself off before making love with the next customer,” said Mary Smith. “Anyways, we love Todd. I think our Lord want us to keep him with us until he finds a black family to adopt him.”
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